Not long ago I was talking to a man about girl friends--not GIRLfriends- girlfriends...you know...girl friends. I was, of course, thinking about my own girl friends. And I told him, "You men don't know what you are missing."
See, it works like this: When something good happens in life, women run home and call a best friend and talk it all over. That way, we get to live through the something good twice. First when it happened, and then again the second time when we re-live it with our friend. Then, if we are lucky, she will come back with a story about a time something good like that happened to her, too, and so we get to be happy for her, too, and there's yet one more good thing in life for that day. THEN, if we are really lucky, we have time to call another best friend and and she has time to talk about it and so then we get to re-live it again, so there's another good thing, and then we tell her about the other girl friend's good thing, so there's one more, and then, of course, that reminds her to tell us her story about her own good thing.
If you did the math there, you caught that just having two good girl friends multiplies your one good life six times.
I can't believe you men haven't figured that out yet.
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oh, and don't forget about the misery multiplied 6 times too... we figured that one out long ago.
Six times! When a man's friend has a "good" thing happen to him, his friends only wish they heard about it six times. We usually have to tell them to shut up about it, we've heard it a jillion times. cg
You women and your multiples. Really that is what you call your girlfriends about.
DOUG: No, that's not with girl FRIENDS, that's with GIRLFRIENDS!
Anon 1: LOL. You must have the "talking feature" enabled on your man. Some models have that disabled, or don't even have that option available.
Anon 2: Well, yeah...I guess we talk about math sometimes, too.
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